HOW IT WORKS IN THE DIGITAL AGE

Call to me and I will answer you.  Jeremiah 33:3, NIV

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~~ HELLO.  I AM…

“Uh, hello…I’d like to talk to God please.”

~~ HELLO. I AM COSMOS, YOUR VIRTUAL ADVOCATE. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? JUST SO YOU KNOW, ALL CALLS ARE RECORDED FOR THE QUALITY OF THE COMING JUDGMENT.

“I…I’d llke…I’d like to talk to GOD, please.”

~~ YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US. IN A FEW WORDS, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE CALLING ABOUT.

“Excuse me…I thought the curtain that kept us from the danger of direct exposure to the Holy of Holies had been torn open from top to bottom the moment Jesus died for our sins. You know, split in half by God, so we could come to him freely. Remember?”

~~ THAT HISTORY IS IN MY DATA BASE. BUT DUE TO THE EXPONENTIAL INCREASE IN THE GLOBAL POPULATION, WE’VE HAD TO REPLACE THE OLD CURTAIN WITH A WALL AND A HOLDING AREA OUT FRONT. BUT LET ME SEE IF I CAN HELP YOU. IN A FEW WORDS, TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE CALLING ABOUT?

“Its, complicated, I mean, I hardly know where to begin. I was thinking that God would help me sort some things out.”

~~ I ‘M SORRY. I DIDN’T GET THAT. I CAN UNDERSTAND WORDS LIKE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, SPIRITUAL, BIBLE QUESTION, OR SOMETHING ELSE. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

“What I am calling about is probably a mixture of spiritual, emotional, and mental that seems to be affecting me physically. And I think that emotional should be in your list.”

~~ I ‘M SORRY. I DIDN’T GET THAT. TRY CHOOSING FROM THE WORDS PHYSICAL, MENTAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, SPIRITUAL, BIBLE QUESTION, OR SOMETHING DIFFERENT. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

“Live angel, please. I want to speak to a live angel.”

~~ I ‘M SORRY. I DIDN’T GET THAT. I CAN UNDERSTAND WORDS LIKE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, SPIRITUAL, BIBLE QUESTION, OR SOMETHING ELSE. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

“Live angel. Live angel. LIVE ANGEL!”

~~ I ‘M SORRY. I DIDN’T GET THAT. LET’S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. ARE YOU CALLING ABOUT A PHYSICAL ISSUE? 

“No.”

~~ OKAY. ARE YOU CALLING ABOUT A MENTAL ISSUE?

“No.”

~~ OKAY. ARE YOU CALLING ABOUT A PSYCHOLOGICAL ISSUE?

“Live angel. Live angel. Live angel!”

“I want to speak with a LIVE ANGEL!”

~~ I THINK YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO A LIVE ANGEL. IS THAT CORRECT?

“YES!!!”

~~ WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CONNECT YOU TO THE FATHER’S LIVE ANGEL, OR THE SON’S LIVE ANGEL, OR THE HOLY SPIRITS’ LIVE ANGEL?

“I haven’t talked to the Holy Spirit that much. And I really need to talk with my Father. How about connecting me to the office of the Father?”

~~ THE FATHER HAS COMMITTED ALL THINGS TO THE SON. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CONNECT YOU WITH THE SON’S LIVE ANGEL?

“I thought that I now was supposed to have access to the Father through Jesus, the Son.”

~~ I THINK THAT YOU ARE ASKING TO BE CONNECTED TO A LIVE ANGEL IN THE OFFICE OF THE SON? IS THAT CORRECT?

“Can’t I just talk to Father directly? Or Jesus directly? I mean, I’m a friend of his. He’s the one who first called me his friend. Can’t He take a call from his friend?”

~~ DUE TO THE EXPONENTIAL INCREASE IN THE GLOBAL POPULATION, WE NOW HAVE TO TRIAGE INCOMING CALLS FOR HELP. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.

“How do you know how to triage my call when you can’t even understand what I’ve told you already?”

~~ I THINK YOU ARE ASKING HOW WE TRIAGE INCOMING CALLS. IS THAT CORRECT?  

“YES!!!”

~~ SINCE YOU DID NOT SELECT FROM PHYSICAL, MENTAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, SPIRITUAL, BIBLE QUESTION, OR SOMETHING ELSE, YOUR CALL IS NOT AS IMPORTANT TO US AS WE FIRST THOUGHT.

“WHAAAT? OKAY. SOMETHING ELSE.”

~~ I’M SORRY. I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THAT. IN A FEW WORDS, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

“I’d like to choose a category.”

~~ I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT. PLEASE CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: PHYSICAL, MENTAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, SPIRITUAL, BIBLE QUESTION, OR SOMETHING ELSE.

“E-gads.”

~~ PLEASE DON’T SAY THAT. I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD, BUT HE OPERATES OUT OF THREE OFFICES. PLEASE CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: PHYSICAL, MENTAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, SPIRITUAL, BIBLE QUESTION, OR SOMETHING ELSE.

“SOMETHING ELSE.”

~~ I WILL TRANSFER YOU NOW TO THE DISCERNING ANGEL WHO WILL DETERMINE HOW BEST TO ROUTE YOUR CALL. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO PARTICIPATE IN A BRIEF SURVEY AT THE END OF THIS CALL, PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE.

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~~ HELLO. THIS IS SORTY, YOUR VIRTUAL DISCERNING ANGEL. YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US. IN A FEW WORDS, TELL ME WHY YOU ARE CALLING.

CLICK. bzzzzzzzzzzz~~~~~.                                         ~dkb~ 04/16/25